The Goo Lagoon
“No officer, I was saving them”
Perhaps that’s suicide prevention..
I am still feeling useless after remembering that life guard.
I just realized that and I feel really dumb for not realizing that sooner
AND HES FREAKING GOOD AT, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FISH DROWN? ITS CUS OF HIM! BE PROUD!!
What if someone needs… a tailor
And he managed to get more screentime then tenten… wrong show
What if that fish is a paraflipperlegic ?
But he did tho, he saved sponge bob!!!
Stop being mean like that it’s probably a flying fish and the ocean is not probably a big air bubble or something be positive!
It’s cuz goo lagoon is a brine lake which is toxic to most fish
Bruh hes stationed at goo lagoon. Hes there to make sure the fish dont drown is the gooey black stuff, it’s not water
He’s trying his hardest ok
I thought was “my leg” guy
Hes actually just a perv creeping on people running around in swim suits for no reason.
Unlike me, he has a job.
Looks like thers a spelling mistake
i think the pool might have been brine or liquid co2 but that could only happen at very deep depths.
Also the entire episode about Spongebob being a lifeguard and not knowing how to swim.
And he’s doing his fucking best
Fish can drown
“Hey look a cardboard box washed up on the beach!”
Remember he’s damn well good at his job
doesn’t spongebob still somehow manage to fuck up being a lifeguard on one episode?
If you ever feel useless just remember there’s an ocean under the ocean in spongebob
Actually it’s not water it’s goo
Oh! Tartar sauce!
That’s too deep bro…
He’s trying ok??
I’ve always thought since it’s literally goo they might not be able to properly “breathe” like fish do cause it’s not water it’s goo
Patrick and sponge bob can’t fucking swim and almost down till Larry the lobster saves them you cuck
Just a theory, but have you ever thought the lagoon is D2O (heavy water) instead of H20 (the water we drink) the hydrogen is heavier than normal hydrogen and becomes deuterium or D²O. In large enough concentrations it can be dangerous to living organisms.
I mean, they have an ocean… somehow, so drowning is a possibility by that logic. My guess would be something like different level of density, oxygen and salt in the water layer, somehow acting as a new underwater ocean and somehow not mixing together, from the bikini bottom point of view it could look like an ocean or something. A fish trying to swim in that and breathe would be like a freshwater fish in the ocean, effectively drowning them as they can’t breathe enough air from the water and other reasons like the salt.
HOLY FISH PASTE! THATS A GUY!
He’s still better than some life guards. At least he tries.
But actually theres a real place called the goo lagoon that’s filled with saltwater so heavy and thick no fish can breathe it so they basically drown
He saves them from drowning in the goo lagoon, it isn’t the same as the water they live in
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