Survival shows in a nutshell
by George2110
Survival shows in a nutshell
by George2110
Bear Grylls is an idiot who fakes desperation for the camera. He eats fine as soon as that camera stops recording
They just share it off camera also your piss will kill you
Man I Need To Have A Happy Meal Again
He actually faked it at least sometimes most of the time when he got tired of surviving in the woods he would go sleep at a hotel and eat blueberry pancakes for breakfast
thing is, they would have stopped filming when the actors decided that enough is enough and would file it to the police. So it’s safe to say that they’re just acting
actually grylls auditioned for camera man first
Bear Grylls was outed for taking Helicopter Trips out of the jungle to near by accomodation, staying over night, and returning the next day to continue the show as if he never left… the whole show is a fraud people
Pretty much everything Bear Grylls told people to do doing survival would end up getting them killed.
i never think about the cameraman in these survival shows, do they have their own food?, do they actually use drones?, so many questions
In bears voice : a Walmart employee has just denied me at the door for not having a mask, now my only option is to drink my piss”
So basically, the crew replaces the piss with apple juice, all while Grylls stays in one position, so it’s easier to edit out the replacement part.
Fear the walking dead season 3 did the same (i forget which episode it is)
Except for the hotel he went to at the end of the day.
Bold of you to assume he doesn’t eat off-camera with him off camera
McDonalds pizza. Now there was a damn good pizza
Bear Grylls: Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
McDonald’s are full of calories and rich in fat you need them survive in the desert
Bear Grills: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
Cameraman: Pizzhut. Taco Bell. McDonalds.
Bear grylls eats off camera and is never actually alone or in danger of starving he pretty much fake. Les stroud aka survivorman is the real deal however. Just him in the middle of nowhere with no camera crew
Plot Twist: They are actually both drinkng the piss
You could change Bear Grylls with “African people eating their last dog” And get the same affect
Bear Grylls tragically perished when he wasn’t able to feed off the defective wild McFlurry machine
Some of his survival techniques are flat out wrong and dangerous.
Plot twist: They both share the happy meal off camera.
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