My wife is a teacher and this made her laugh. Thought I’d share.

Teachers that refuse to work should be let go starve.

I hope she’s not one of those teachers who doesn’t want to go back to class.

Tell me more about your wife 😉

Wrong. It’s actually AN a.

A is for ambulance

B is for basically f*****

C is for coronavirus

D is for death

E is for essential worker

F is for face mask

G is for global conspiracy theories

H is for hygiene

I is for inflamed sinuses

J is for

K is for

L is for large vessel occlusions

M is for mandatory

N is for

O is for

P is for

Q is for

R is for Respiratory Infection

S is for social distancing

T is for testing

U is for

V is for virus

W is for

X is for

Y is for

Z is for

I ran out of time. Can you help me complete the alphabet?

Imagine having to go to school as an 8y.o.

And Cooties was real!!

Not funny

My wife is a teacher and they got an email from the superintendent that told them to update their will.

W
T
F

Abbot covid process

The Darth Vader voice would be cool. Haha.

Hang in there teachers!

The fact they’re sending kids to school is mind bogglingly.

Yes. Let’s send a bunch of little unhygienic monsters into a enclosed space in the middle of a plague and then send them home after they’ve passed their germs to each other.

Yea that’s real logical America. Let’s keep spreading it around.

The sad thing is, my wife and I have discussed something along these lines. She’s a music teacher so she sees all 600+ students within one week, far more exposure, in a tiny room with no windows and an average class size of 30.

The insane thing is the belief that this can be done with safe logistics. The battle is lost before the students step in the door. Transportation still means students will be sitting directly next to each other on the buses on the way to school. Social distancing just isn’t possible, that is not an opinion, that is fact. There sincerely isn’t enough room in any classroom for 30 students in my wife’s entire school for students to maintain recommended social distance. This is true to the point where the district just gave up and said try and keep the students at least 3 feet apart **where possible**.

This is in a well off district in PA.

Mark my words, schools will be shutdown within 4 weeks when the inevitable occurs. I just pray my wife isn’t a part of the statistics that convinces people we need to close.

This is from a great movie called Arrival.