Look at this confident ass mushroom

With the flashy belt AND the bell bottoms. Smooth

Would ya look at that, 3 legs

Talk about the angle of the dangle 🤣

Is that the back or front ?

That’s a big mushroom tip

I’d be confident if I had a dong that relative size too.

You’d be confident too if you had a dick that hung to your knees.

That one groovy mushroom!

Looks kinda like a turtle dick.

It can still grow if u didn’t know.

Confident ass-mushroom.

I’d be confident too

Somewhere out there, the top half of that mushroom guy is buried in the ground and screaming in agony.

Looks more like a confident dick mushroom than a confident ass mushroom to me

Look at this confident dong mushroom.

When he is packing more than me

Goddamn I wish I was hung like a mushroom

That’s some, put-your-foot-up-on-the-bench-when-you’re-talking-to-the-fellas-in-the-locker-room type of confidence.

His thang was thangin