Jobless? Get a job
Drowning? Just breathe lol
karen? wear a mask
No carbon dioxide? Just breathe.
Every 60 seconds…
Autobots? Roll out.
Suffocating? Just breathe O2
Hey, I’ve seen this one.
No face mask? Just hold your breath
Dying of starvation,get food
Just, get a house
The don’t have bread? [Let them eat cake](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake)!
No oxygen breathe air
No karma, just post some comments
No air? Inhale some wind?
No life? Just take someone elses.
I don’t even use taco shells I think they break too easily so I just use tortillas anyways
Oh no? Oh yeah!
Horny? Self suck.
Gotta poop? Just shit your pants.
Be my girlfriend? Go fuck yourself
You installed tiktok? Fuxking die
Houseless just buy house
Feeling tired? Sleep.
No life? Use Reddit
Have an ad?skip it
If you’re homeless, just buy a house.
Depressed? Just be happy.
No water? Melt ice
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