its all I want

by Viper5618

  • 01

    RoseByAnyOtherName22

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    When I was young my family would make home made pizza and the kids would make mini pizzas that fit on the table. Yay memories.

  • 02

    CFT1982

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    This sub should really change it’s name to Unfunny, because 98% of the content on here is not funny at all

  • 03

    Oshyrath

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    The whole point of the little table is for you to have somewhere to put your rings and other hand jewelry so they don’t get dirty as you eat pizza.

  • 04

    MTAST

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    The floor is lava takes on a new meaning.

  • 05

    eLizabbetty

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Fuck those little tables that come with every pizza. Small plastic objects, one time frivolous use, to be dumped in the ocean.

  • 06

    jamesy211

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I’ve always placed my slice of pizza on one.. never tipped over

  • 07

    rangeraa50

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I’ve always wondered what those things are for

  • 08

    Manchesterofthesouth

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Why’d you give the pizza little tables? You wanted to.

  • 09

    vnectar

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I used those as a kitchen table for my Barbies when we had pizza for dinner, and would put one pepperoni on the “table” to represent their pizza. That was 30 years ago and I still think of those as “Barbie tables” when I see them.

  • 10

    soggybottomman

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    *LITTLE BITSS^SS^SS^S*

  • 11

    thirteenfortynine

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    As someone who still dreams of living inside a Polly Pocket, I can relate.

  • 12

    irondragon2

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I knew I wasn’t the only one.

  • 13

    1Farang

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    it’s

  • 14

    mrsocal12

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Ikea probably has one or 3d print one

  • 15

    Topazler

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    r/comedyheaven

  • 16

    bdaw7983

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    For shure says DrRich

  • 17

    Silver_Draig

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Anyone else remember “the littles”?

  • 18

    on_

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    When they ban single use plastics, you will have to return that table to the pizza parlour. Chairs included.

  • 19

    xcidex

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Didnt know this is also my dream now, thank you for illuminating me sensei 🙇‍♂️

  • 20

    gryshim

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Lil’ Bits…

  • 21

    schnozzberryflop

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    That chair really ought to be one of those white plastic vacuum-formed chairs, to match the table!

  • 22

    A_Stahl

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    What stops you?

  • 23

    DragonKyrie15

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Same

  • 24

    botaine

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    That would be a perfect table at a pizza restaurant.

  • 25

    HealinVision

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I don’t like the way the guys touching the pizza…looking like an awkward fondle.

  • 26

    ProcrastinateAlways

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Your dreams can come true! [ here ](https://www.dezeen.com/2020/03/17/ikea-pizza-hut-sava-table-hong-kong-design/)

  • 27

    PropagandaOfTheWeed

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0ksRoiWIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0ksRoiWIA)

  • 28

    having_a_killer_time

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    All hail [Carmela Vitale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_saver) – inventor of tiny patio tables.

  • 30

    Noteatingthepeanut

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    You know its odd but i never get the tables when i order pizza

  • 31

    XxElvisxX

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I feel like these don’t actually come with pizzas anymore

  • 32

    Aiku

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Tiny dreams… 🙂

  • 33

    ChiggaOG

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Those plastic things are there so the box doesn’t touch the pizza.

  • 34

    USNWoodWork

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I’m sure some pizza place has already done this right?

  • 35

    theloosespruce

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    I used to act like they were spaceships and the prongs were the laser guns.

  • 36

    bearies810

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    We use these as tables in my daughter’s doll house. We even have a mini pizza to put on it.

  • 37

    gertiegirl

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    IKEA just made a life sized version!

  • 38

    Smashquatch

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Dreams do come true.
    [https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ikea-pizza-table-36734158](https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ikea-pizza-table-36734158)

  • 39

    ApostateAardwolf

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    What about the tiny table that comes atop the Tiny pizza?

  • 40

    the_batusi

    Added on July 29th, 2020 6:20

    Can this be in the next Ant-Man movie?

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