Is this even allowed
Every time I just decided to forever be an asshole when I do good things for other people bad things happen to me its like reverse karma
I run on spite but am too nice to properly execute it in the real world.
Not on the internet though. Here I exist to anger those who wrong me or others.
I once bought $70+ worth of tea leaves (never drank it all) because I had social anxiety and couldn’t say no to the really pushy and overpowering sales associate :((
In my school for atleast 4 years I was a very reliable public speaker. I could be called upon at any time and I could give a speech on the spot with nearly no preparation time or nervousness.
In reality, however…. Is that I was in a class of lazy assholes who never volunteered for anything, and I was the kinda guy in the meme so I’d just kindly agree to whatever they asked of me. I’d nervously prepare for speeches at every event I go to just in case I’m called upon
Thus I ended up being abused by the school for atleast 4 years… Doing stuff that wasn’t even supposed to be my job
Pros? It made me a bit better with talking in front of crowds.
Cons? For some reason it made my image as unsocializable and ruined my social life. Because instead of hanging out with friends for events..
. I always was on/back stage as a stand-by
Is that super why?
You dont even gave to be an asshole to get out of the situation all you have to do is say no
Bum, bum, buuum…
S-I-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
S-I-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong
Ah shit I hate when this happens
I gave someone a battle pass to a game and he unfriended me and blocked me. Never again, Never again
Me as a 15 year old not wanting to be rude in a grocery store wouldn’t go first at an intersection. It was awkward. we just ended up staring at each other.
I know this feeling just a little too well. Is this a personal attack or something?
Oh no my pc crashed but i had a anti virus
I wish I could be more of an arsehole
All the fucking time..
Many. Now I’m an asshole.
Or you just don’t go along with whatever they say
Yes. Many, many times a day. It needs to stop.
Daily! Just today, actually. It was me, a neighbor, a 5 minute convo that ended up a half hour…..while sitting on riding mowers…..while getting fried in the sun….. and now my forearms are slathered in what i swear is emu oil…and 7 minutes into the convo my eyes felt like this meme dudes eyes look.
My dad just got moved into a shift group with abusive people because he’s the only person that would cop the mistreatment. It sucks.
Its not learning to be an asshole, its learning how to say “no”.
I’ve done the opposite, too!
I started using the phrase “The Asshole Initiative” to describe this phenomenon. It’s better to be on offense and be an asshole first.
1 of 2 things usually happen:
1. The person will react with the same level of assholery. This allows you to respond with “What’s with all the hostility bro?” or “calm down”
2. The person accepts what you’re shoveling.
Either way, it’s a no lose situation. I’ve seen it played out on a daily basis.
edit: a word
Like accidentally being invited out? Yes.
It’s allowed and it’s real. Me too
“Wanna get coffee”
“Uh” (not tryna be rude) “ssuurree”
This is why I am an asshole at all times
My first marriage
Canadians be like
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