I really don’t like zoom meetings

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  • 01

    masterreyak

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    My orange slice is bigger than all the others, by far. I don’t drink, but I’m absent minded.

  • 02

    Pillens_burknerkorv

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    But. This chart has nothing to do with zoom meetings?

  • 03

    Random_Attack

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Yeah, I’m going to have to get you to go ahead and make the pink slice about 300% bigger and also add on about 15% to the red slice, but dont change the the size of any of the other colors ok? And if you could have that done by tonight, that’d be great.

  • 04

    Neutronova

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Peach and black like 99% of the time.

  • 05

    ReaperWright88

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    So when this blows up, i can say I TOLD YOU SO! Now with 100% more sass

  • 06

    SNEAK3RZ900

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    And this is why a lot of us will never be allowed to work from home full time

  • 07

    Idislikewinter

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Lol to prove later that you knew about this! Dead on…I create email trails for everything. I don’t trust anyone.

  • 08

    NationalBadger9

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Cries in Chinese

  • 09

    Icehellionx

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    99% of the time it’s a paper trail to show I did my part if something runs behind due to someone slacking

  • 10

    Cm0002

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    I need a slice for “I was high as shit and wasn’t paying attention”

  • 11

    sniffleprickles

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Also a “hoping you’ll take the reins and this won’t be my issue anymore”

  • 12

    DrBoots

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    50/50 split between proving later that a co-worker knew about something and later shaming them for not doing the thing.

    I’m a big proponent of the passive aggressive CC.

  • 13

    takemystrife

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    I love it when a dufus ccs thier boss and then I get “reply all” explaining why the dufus is wrong

  • 14

    Musclemagic

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    My big slice is: I must mention this to someone, I’m going to forget this is a thing and need someone to reply to me because they’ll give me motivation to start working on it

  • 15

    thelittleslutinme

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    Lol to embarrass a co-worker. I need to master that one.

    The only time I tried to point out that my co-worker decided to do something knowing full well it was dumb but she was a bit more senior so being the smartass that I am i emailed our internal team and I was like – Is that ok for everyone – 😂-

    Backfired massively, my boss told me, next time email us both just one on one, no one needs to know that kind of bullshit.

  • 16

    NatGasKing

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    This is fantastic, also add, I don’t know how computers, the internet, or email works.

  • 17

    danielgies

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    “To prove later that you knew about this” is more like 90% of why you CC anyone on a work-related email.

  • 18

    rd_ozz_loz

    Added on July 25th, 2020 16:52

    To prove later you knew about this should be way bigger.

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