How to smoke in public

Pot has been decriminalized here. Prosecutor will not try cases under 100 grams. People openly smoke it like cigarettes while walking down the street. Whatever they are smoking now smells like a skunk. Someone told me that this skunkweed is actually the strong stuff now.

I’m lovin’ it.

Seems like a great way to end up with a flaming McDonald’s cup in your lap

FYI: you will be inhaling toxic plastic and paint.

I tried wearing my Invisoline mouth guard while smoking to protect my teeth from stains… All I found was that the mouth guard (made of hard industrial plastic) started melting where the smoke passed over.

You’ve been warned.

After all the effort to remove prohibitions around smoking, please don’t do stuff like this. It just gives boomers more excuses to make/keep things illegal.

And then your little brother takes a mouthful without asking

Healthier than that soda

Inhale through mouth, exhale through ass… no one will suspect 😎

Because no one would notice the smoke

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How would it keep burning without access to air?