Honestly, I kinda want that to happen

by waddysno

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  • 01

    lasanhawithpizza

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I wish I was gay

  • 02

    Y3110wdud3

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    u/repostsleuthbot

  • 03

    Talionundead

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Please let them moan like cute anime girls

  • 04

    0ocanada

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Retirement homes would get hella sexual hella fast.

  • 05

    Ratchet_X_x

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I usually moan for them… It’s half the reason I’m not allowed to do puzzles with the kids.

  • 06

    hired_g00n

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I wish to change the rules of wishing.

  • 07

    hollycrapola

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Mmmmmmmmhmmmpfmhm

  • 08

    WhosaWhatsa

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    That would be r/oddlysatisfying

  • 09

    GobLoblawsLawBlog

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Oooh YES! Right there!

  • 10

    Kuroser

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Imagine the next Master the genie gets

    “There are four rules: No wishing for death, no falling in love, no resurrecting the dead and no moaning puzzle pieces when they fit”

    “What the…”

  • 11

    KitteNlx

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Talking penis, detachable balls, and every McDonald’s soft serve machine I wish to partake from is always working, but only for me.

  • 12

    montana757

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I can only think of 3 things I want and none of them go together basically I want dragon dragonborn half dragons werewolves and centaurs to be real I want the abillity to make and use fo4 power armor all of it even the dlc ones and finally I’d wish for the purge to be real. So basically every year I’d don my pa hope on my dragon and go legally steal from walmart

  • 13

    procrastinator7000

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I mistook the last panel as “Okay, now you got 4 wishes.”

  • 14

    Cuesportster

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Oh Tetris would be amazing

  • 15

    boshk

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    so i can still wish for unlimited wishes?

  • 16

    dinnermenu

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I think I just found my new kink.

  • 17

    5feet_apart

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    That’s how sex was first explained to me. A fucking jigsaw

  • 18

    Brunson21

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Plot twist: it’s all men’s moans

  • 19

    jorellh1

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    And I have to speculate
    That God Himself did make
    Us into corresponding shapes
    Like puzzle pieces from the clay

  • 20

    Dr_BananaSplitz132

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I wish I had infinite wishes.

  • 21

    Darktidemage

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    anyone who gets a genie wish and doesn’t just wish all of humanity gets significantly smarter is a fucking dumbass.

    also, u can’t wish for someone to die. OK. . . can you wish for them to be 1/10,000 their current size? or can you wish for them to be teleported to the nearest habitable planet?

  • 22

    mikaielol

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    does that mean bodies would moan when they get put into coffins?

  • 23

    Choco_mil

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    I wish for runecrafting xp

  • 24

    CobylovesDodges

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Picture this. A nice family reunion with your Christian granny. You suggest a puzzle everybody can work on together, everybody agrees and so you pull out a 500 piece puzzle. Your granny goes first, and fits 3 pieces in one go. Next minute, you spot your grandad spying from a crack in the door. He’s moving, but *down low*.

  • 25

    Skunk73

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    During this shutdown, my wife and I have done a ton of jigsaw puzzles. She made a remark once about how satisfying it was to get a piece to fit on the first try just by eyeballing it from the pile, “it’s like the dragon that junkies chase, but it’s just as good every time,” and now we pretend to nod off every time we get a good one.

  • 26

    radioactive_muffin

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Okay, but it’s the moan from Serena Williams after her third volley in a rally.

  • 27

    I_Glitterally_Cant

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Ravensburger makes the best puzzles. They have a “soft click” feature that when the puzzle pieces go together makes a satisfying *snick* sound. Well worth the extra $$

  • 28

    FlamezLegend

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    All puzzles are 18+ now

  • 29

    BunnyTheCow

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    [Bread feet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENlbpsMCl8)

  • 30

    XiQ

    Added on July 23rd, 2020 16:07

    Me: I wish nails were alive and could scream.
    Genie: what is up with this generation…

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