Just place a bowl next to your bed and do an Artillery strike
*it’s spelled b a l l s
Oldest repost I’ve ever seen
The need to pee: Bonjour
> Feet: warm
Must be nice. I almost never have warm feet. I wind up attempting to sleep as a contortionist, with the bottom of my feet folded into my opposite leg to get some heat on them…
But I would ultimately hold it in for the rest of the night because I don’t wanna do shit, because imma tired
Me right now, except my head hurts.
Drink water and use the toilet before bed.
My man we got a repost here
Because of extenuating circumstances, I have legitimately peed out my window.
Dick: sticky and won’t be more comfortable if you rearrange it
Me 5 min ago
I don’t think anything has ever been so perfectly describe in my life!!!
I can relate to this so much its *painful*
That’s why I just pee and then I’m extra warm
I wish I had that problem. Unless I self cath; I cannot even urinate.
Eh I don’t worry about that I just piss the sheets
me: ***laughs in piss bucket***
Good meme but it’s a repost
Seen this meme over a hundred times. Repost
I’ll just got to the bathroom any way cause I know I will feel that in the middle of the night.
Brain falling asleep: Hey turn to the side abit. It’ll be more comfy and you can sleep better.
*Softly turns to side*
Brain: Omg now I’m fully awake. Why the fk did you do that?
Don’t know if it’s just me, but every time I go to bed my feet is the only thing that stays cold
Just piss in your pants so then your legs will be warm
What do u think underwear is for
Just piss the bed, homie
Then when I get back I’m wide awake and can’t get comfortable
This is an old repost. u/repostsleuthbot
Pee the bed to assert your dominance
This is me right now
I poked a hole in mine, stuck a tube in there and had it pumped right out into the kitchen sink.
That’s why you use the bathroom before you even attempt to sleep
*finishes in the restroom gets situated in bed again*
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