Enjoying Corona premium

by marinkatomb

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  • 01

    BazineNetal

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Fake and gay

  • 02

    massivesnail

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    I bet he’s a flat earther too

  • 03

    LinuxNurse

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Dealing with small man syndrome

  • 04

    blsmothermon

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Getcha a 32 oz bottle of Corona Familiar and thank me later. Congrats on the cawk.

  • 05

    nerankori

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    So nice of you to hold on to the book I wanted

  • 06

    here4apuntime

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    You should also look into bick dick chronicles,by Rick Sanchez

  • 07

    talrogsmash

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Bring back Paul & Storm.

  • 08

    marklar00

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Someone is loosing up for his date with Big Bubba.

  • 09

    Surprise_Me_2020

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Thanks bud. You didn’t have to show off, I can at least afford a Corona.

  • 10

    lolgtfohp

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    The book is a cover up for small workers

  • 11

    Canuckulhead

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Funny story unrelated to your book… I was at a Halloween party about 10 years ago, my then GF, now wife called to ask if I needed anything on her way over. I asked for a 6 pack or corona ( my beer habits were not good back then).

    She arrives moments later with a 6er of Corona Light. I ask why she bought me a 3% beer. She said that all they had was the light , or “extra” light… Not knowing all corona is Corona “extra”…. Still makes me laugh.

  • 12

    M0nkey4274

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    This tells a story.

  • 13

    DickMcLongCock

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    I need to get myself a copy of that book.

  • 14

    puupi

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    The trick is to breathe through your nose, dude.

  • 15

    usingastupidiphone

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Try using more lube and relax a little

  • 16

    NuclearTitian87

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    M A S S I V E P E N I S

  • 17

    jjamz

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    That doesn’t say premium

  • 18

    ithinkmynameisno

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    You thought the Sprite can was off the meter. Imagine what I’d do with a two litre

  • 19

    OxymoronicallyAbsurd

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    ~~Banana~~ Beer for scale

  • 20

    fotwentyfgt

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    He guides men, to the treasure he cannot posses.

  • 21

    pagebill749

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    That’s a big can of beer

  • 22

    tommygilbreath

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    From what I’ve heard you need to stretch your anus for a couple of weeks before trying it

  • 23

    witnessrich

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    It’s clear you don’t read.

  • 24

    violentdezign

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Reading the same book.

  • 25

    innosins

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Lube will help, as will several more cans of that.

  • 26

    4goodnessinnit

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    I’ve read that book and it’s got so many handy tips. I always carry a penis magnet around with me now in case i lose my keys down the drain.

  • 27

    MrBillyLotion

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    I saw my ex girlfriend reading this book and I cried a little

  • 28

    Navin_le_Majestique

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    You should read *Look At My Enormous Penis* by Biggus Dickus

  • 29

    ReadReadReedRed

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Best tip of that book is if your dick can reach your asshole, you can fuck yourself.

  • 30

    urmomisfun

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    You spelled premier wrong

  • 31

    iamalext

    Added on July 20th, 2020 9:24

    Enjoying a good fiction this afternoon, perfect time for a beer!

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