Dun Dun

by Raphcomics

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  • 01

    GoldKat1234

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    The story of Noah’s ark is so stupid, yet some people think it actually happened

  • 02

    firethorne

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Who’s to say the homeless guy wasn’t picking up sticks on the wrong day? Stoning wouldn’t make you unworthy in that case, it’s what God called for. (Or, more likely what nomads said God called for.)

    Numbers 15:32 Now while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 33 And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. 34 They put him under guard, because it had not been explained what should be done to him.

    35 Then the Lord said to Moses, “The man must surely be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” 36 So, as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died.

  • 03

    spunkymarimba

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    This isn’t funny. This is shit.

  • 04

    RockHardBullCock

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Wouldn’t mind getting stoned right about now. Those guys are hands down the worthiest bunch ever! The fuck else were you looking for, Noah?

  • 05

    itsmollylikethedrug

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Save em anyway

  • 06

    360walkaway

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    So is Noah missing the lower half of his body or…

  • 07

    penushugger69

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    HA

  • 08

    PlashGoo

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    “Isn’t it true that sniffing glue can damage your liver and kidneys?”

    “Cool it, kid.”

  • 09

    spiritbx

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Everyone? So the homeless are stoning themselves?

  • 10

    Jackcooper

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    I love the movie Shark!!!!

  • 11

    Glaive13

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Why is he building the boat in L.A.? Oh, the same reason theres a bunch of tents I guess.

  • 12

    BiGPiNK1985

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Noah, Noah, NOAH…..Now we’ve talked about this, just remember, DONT get shit face drunk and embarrass us again, ok?

    Shorty after :

    Oh for my sake Noah…..

  • 13

    glacyglay

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Lol he only brought a handful of people and the rest were animals.

  • 14

    sukwini

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    That’s about how funny r/funny posts will go argh

  • 15

    Saintmikey

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Ha ha didn’t laugh even once ha

  • 16

    WarpTroll

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Damn glue sniffers… even stoning the homeless couldn’t repair the damage done.

  • 17

    EukaryoticGamer

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Didn’t God give Noah several chances to find worthy people? Of course, he didn’t find any, so it was ultimately God’s decision to have a smaller Ark for animals instead of people.

  • 18

    arsenic_shots

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Ofc Noah isn’t gonna be in it.

  • 19

    NeedsSeasoning

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    If you think about it, god killed thousands of orphans and unborn children… guess they weren’t worthy.

  • 20

    xeilian

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    “Hey Noah! Everyone in town is taking off their masks and is demonstrating against the corona measurements! Wanna join?”

  • 21

    ItsaMe_Rapio

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    r/noahgettheboat

  • 22

    Ashtreyyz

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    He’s building a smaller boat so he has more free time to sniff glue

  • 23

    Intheknown

    Added on July 27th, 2020 10:54

    Plan 1: build ship to save town
    Plan 2: heck with this town, I’ll just fill her up with animals.

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