Don’t go ninja’n nobody that don’t need ninja’n !

Is that Max Holloway?

I really thought he was going to hurt himself, but that was actually quite impressive.

Yikes, what the hell happened to Max Holloway??

What’s a potlicker?

“Now look you go ninji chop and judi kick at the same time, then woop there goes ya leg”

This series of videos and the Drinking Out of Cups video are two of my faves

Fun Fact: It’s actually impossible to ninja someone who didn’t need it. The mere fact that you were ninja’d is alone evidence that you needed it.

Did he say, “dat gon judy chop”?

This is absolutely fantastic. I wish Diamond Dave all the good things.

Bow to your sensei

For anyone wanting more just Google west virginia ninja. He has quite a few videos, then went on jerry springer (because two women were fighting over him I iirc).

But you call in the next 5 minutes and Dan will throw in his custom ninja stars for free (They’re just circular saw blades).

Must pay separate shipping & handling

Andrew schulz sure has changed alot