Cat Demanding Service

That cat has never missed a meal, look at him. Lol

I had a cat that did this, so I picked up his bowl after feeding time.

He switched to meowing until it stopped getting my attention or waking me up.

Then he switched to opening our kitchen cabinet slightly and then letting it close. So I put rubber bands on them.

Then he switched to jumping on my glass coffee table and lifting and lowering his head so his collar tags would make noise. So I took off his collar.

THEN he switched to shouldering the door or smacking the door knob with his paws to the closet where his food was kept.

I asked the vet if I was underfeeding him. She said no. So I asked what gives, and she told me cats will eat when they are bored. Bought a laser pointer and made sure I dedicated more time to playing. Problem solved.

Once you realise that the curtains are too small for the window it’s hard to see anything else.

And that poor thing is just looking *so* underfed…

Are we going to ignore the curtains?

My cat just yells at me.

All the time. For everything.

That poor cat is wasting away. Please feed him already.

I imagine this cat singing The Blues in a deep baritone.

“Nobody knows,

The trouble I’ve seen.

Nobody knows

But Ceiling Cat….”

Excuse….. bi ped with thumbs…. empty bowl here….

Diabeetus cat

I like the one where the girl is sitting there and she leans over to get some wine and the cat thinks she is getting up and looks so disappointed when she just grabs the glass.

Orange tabbies are such pigs.

If passive aggressive was a cat

Scathing Yelp review being composed in his head…

You just know that cats ears are back because they are listening to hear of the owner gets up…

This is my cat, HEY I AM STANDING NEXT TO MY BOWL, TAP…TAP… TAP, YEAH FILL IT NOW!