A little something for myself



by mustbesel

  • 01

    DarkMatterDimensions

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Whos is jeff bezos?

  • 02

    Use-r_name

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    He meant Coca-Cola Company…

  • 03

    MY_PISS_BURNS_AHHHHH

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    He won’t notice

  • 04

    ghx1910

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Imagine him shouting at you when you show up with the wrong kind of coke.

  • 05

    Max_Caulfield3890

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    The book store and toy r us LEGO section bout to be broke

  • 06

    AndroidGamer111

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    He probably wouldn’t even be angry.

  • 07

    luisdmaco

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    If you think that well, it would be so expensive to maintain the house. Instead, you can buy gold and then save it because it will never lose its value. whenever you want, you can sell some gold and invest 🙂

  • 08

    athensdazzle

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Whose jef beso?

  • 09

    qwerty-keyboard5000

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Real life lex luther

  • 10

    memester230

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Good one!

  • 11

    ThatBlueBoy_

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    I’ll buy.myself a Mercedes-Benz 300sl

  • 12

    white-shark7

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Well i think i’ll be taking all of apple

  • 13

    Groovy_Nooby

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Get yourself his money : )

  • 14

    Domminicc

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Wait this shit is still alive??

  • 15

    RCcyber

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    how would the guy pay the rent, bills, etc does he have good job or…

  • 16

    Ay_Caramba2004

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Lyfe haccer

  • 17

    The_Cow_God

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Ah yes, gOoGLe dOcS

  • 18

    ashesofthesea

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    hardly a dent is made

  • 19

    lMarvinPrefectl

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    There sure should be something more expensive….

  • 20

    VaultyVaulty

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Dont even worry he can make it up in just a few hours

  • 21

    Dubportal

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Me: Gets myself ownership of Amazon

    Jeff Bezos: no, thats an illegal move beyond science

  • 22

    leaderofthevirgins

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Expect almost all of his wealth is in amazon stock that is fairly illiquid if he tries to sell too much at once, making his net worth plummet if he tries to cash out, but he would still be very rich

  • 23

    TheAirNomad11

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    Literally would make no difference to the amount of money he has. The guy could spend $100 million and it is literally less than 0.1% of his money. Think about that. If you had $100 million, you’d be ridiculously rich and could basically live whatever kind of extravagant live you want. He has more than 1,000 of those

  • 24

    marcatehamburgers

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    keep his card

  • 25

    BifocalBanana

    Added on July 25th, 2020 8:45

    You just stole 2 seconds of his earnings

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